best cocktails near me
(and you)
& beer + wine
Hello. This drinks menu is sort of long but very COLD and fits the bill when searching for the best cocktails near me (okay, and you too). There’s a cocktail named TOM’S MISCHIEF and it is ice cream. Netflix’s “Ultimate Drink Master” Lauren Paylor O’Brien showed up and flexed her world-renowned mixologist skills with esoteric ingredients such as Dolin Genepy, Seedlip Garden, House-Brined Castelvetrano Olives. All plus BUD LIGHT and BELL’S and assorted BOTTLES and a thirty-eight dollar cabernet from California that we are never going to financially recover from.
cocktail menu
TOM’S MISCHIEF
Aperol Ice Cream, Aperol, Prosecco,
Olive Oil, Pinch of Salt
DIVER DOWN
Rye, Aquavit, Aged Rum, Maple Syrup, Ango
& Mole Bitters
FERARRI EXPRESS
Campari, Pathfinder, Luxardo Espresso
Liquor, Saline
FANCY PANTS
Prosecco, Campari, Club Soda, Saline, Orange Wheel, Side House-Brined Castelvetrano Olives
POOKIE’S FAVORITE
Tequila, Seedlip Garden, Pineapple Gum, Lime Juice, Absinthe
“What Pookie Wants Pookie Gets”
BANGER
Japanese Whisky, Mezcal, Lemon Oleo, Raspberry Syrup
SMOOTH CRIMINAL
Clarified Milk Punch: Bourbon, Scotch, Lemon, Sherry, Peach + Pistachio Oolong Tea, Pinot Noir
PAMMY
Cappeletti, Mezcal, Grapefruit and Lime Juice, White Wine, Citric Acid
GHOST NEGRONI
Makrut Lime-infused Luxardo Bitter Bianco, Gin, Blanc Vermouth, Dolin Genepy, Grapefruit
HOUSEMADE LEMONCELLO
no Proof cocktail
FAYGO RED POP
Berry Syrup, Lemon Juice, Seedlip Garden Plum & Rootbeer Bitters, Club Soda (Add Rum)
draft beer:
PBR
Bud Light
Bell’s Oberon
Bell’s Two Hearted IPA
Cedar Springs Küsterer
Modelo
Blackrocks Grand Rabbits Cream
Cigar City Jai Alai IPA
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
Lost Art: Rotating
Blake’s Hard Cider: Rotating
Urban Artifact Mango Monocle
Wax Wings: Rotating
bottles:
Hamm’s
Stroh’s
Miller High Life
Make it an Americano (add shot of Aperol & Lemon Wedge)
Michelob Ultra
Guinness
Ful N/A IPA
Ful N/A Blonde
Long Drink
Traditional • Peach
High Noon
Black Cherry • Grapefruit • Pineapple • Watermelon
wine
Red
St. Francis Sonoma County
Cabernet Sauvignon
Sui Generis Spanish Tempranillo
Concha y Toro Gran Reserva
Chile Cabernet Sauvignon
Cardwell Hill Fenders Blue Estate
Pinot Noir
iLauri Salto Terri di Chiete
Sangiovese
White
Cave de Pomerols
French H.B. Picpoul de Pinet
S.A. Prüm Essence German Riesling
Chateau Grand Traverse Vin Gris
Michigan Pinot Noir Rosé
Raeburn Sonoma County Chardonnay
Te Henga New Zealand
Sauvignon Blanc
Bubbly
Villa Rossa
Italian Moscato d’Asti
Maschio Prosecco
Italian Brut
sodas & stuff
Red Bull
Sugar Free Red Bull
Coke
Diet Coke
Root Beer
Cherry Coke
Rock and Rye
Lemonade
Ginger Beer
Tonic
Cranberry Juice
Pineapple Juice